Total Retardation

Omaha Hitman Posted On 4Chan

helanren — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:31:17 +0000

Phantom Pooper

helanren — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:11:08 +0000

Amazing skill on those chopsticks. And props to the phantom pooper for having a fiber rich diet.

Paris naked…Again. ‘Nuff said.

helanren — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:24:18 +0000

Is this really necessary?

The Video

Racial Hate at Work

helanren — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:54:05 +0000

A black man is viciously locked into a cage at work. Does anyone recognize the racists or where they work?

Also: Notice the racist title of the video.

Feed the poor and improve your vocab!

helanren — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:19:15 +0000

While playing this awesome little game, I wondered how many kilograms of rice we actually donate. I mean, it would be a bit lame if they’d only be able to feed like 10 people. Of course every small bit helps, but it would still be lame.

So I googled it and here we go:

1 kg of rice = 50 000 grains

1 person each year = 7 500 000 grains

1 person each day = 20 547 grains

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koku (reference)

http://selever.freeshell.org/projects/math/rice.shtml (2nd reference)

Yesterday 122 377 240 grains were donated, which means almost 6000 people that day. Or if you calculate it for a year, we’ve supplied 16 people with a year’s worth of rice.

The total donation so far is somewhere around 1.2 billion grains of rice. This is similar to 58402 people fed for one day. By year it’s about 160 people.

This is quite nice already, but we need to donate way more, so come on! Play the game, improve your vocab and help the poor!

Click to enlarge…

One ugly monkey

helanren — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:10:33 +0000

If only people were this honest about themselves…

Topless Cheerleading in Goshen

helanren — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 00:50:13 +0000

The United States, “land of the free, home of the brave”, has always been good at shocking new stuff. I mean, we would seriously have to consider redefining the term ‘news’ if we wouldn’t have had the USA.

Now there’s something new again from the country with the biggest porn industry and a massive amount of teen pregnancies. It’s from a small town called Gotham, no wait, sorry, it’s Goshen. Now you have to know that this town is totally crazy about American football. And like with any sport in the USA this comes with a cheer leading team. Great.

We always wonder what happens when the team wins an important game. Do they thank the “Almighty Creator”? Lol, that is so 1890. We drink and fight! And we take nude pictures! Of 15-year old girls! Woohoo!

It’s not uncensored.

Jokela High School Massacre

helanren — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:17:33 +0000

This was posted on Youtube by the gunman who killed several people at Jokela High School in Finland. It was removed by Youtube but has been re-hosted at several other sites after the killings. This was made by the killer prior to the attacks, it’s not made by someone else after the shoot out.

A total asshole with a fucked up mind. It seems that he is still alive right now, so with some luck he will face the consequences of what he has done.

Learn English, motherfucker.

Amazing Touchdown

helanren — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:35:07 +0000

How is that for a touchdown? In-fucking-credible.

Face Dance

helanren — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:19:25 +0000

Riiight…